Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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