Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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