Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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