I want to have your abortion
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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