But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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