i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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