Tell her she can't have a vagina
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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