never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
