I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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