And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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