ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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