Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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