I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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