It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
