So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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