The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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