Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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