my vag is so smooth its legendary
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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