Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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