What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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