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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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