There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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