We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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