The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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