After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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