Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
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He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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