We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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