Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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