he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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