his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
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I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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