Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
pray to the hookup gods
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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