On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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