yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
