Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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