It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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