what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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