Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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