Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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