What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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