Are we in a gay sports bar?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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