Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
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So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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