He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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