i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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