Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
fuck your aforementioned shoe
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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