As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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