One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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