if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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