I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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