do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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