Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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