i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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