Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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