my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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