Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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