Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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