This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
you're hired as official boob wrangler
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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