Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
