hell yes lets make some ravioli
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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